Tarmalade Model

Product code: CL013

This funny but foul jar of ciggy butts preserve, in the style of a well-known Seville orange breakfast spread, comes with the warning: DO NOT SPREAD ON TOAST!

£26.00 (excluding VAT)

The label describes how the contents of the jar include; one week’s worth of tar-drenched butts (for a 10-a-day smoker) with the not so delicate flavourings of 47 hazardous wastes, 5 pollutants, 69 carcinogens and over 200 toxins.